DMP representin' from Sudan

So if I can join this junk from Africa, what're these other fool's excuses?

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The Most Ancient Brotherhood of the DMP

To all who enter:

You tread on the ground of the mighty DMP. Beware where you go and what you read. We are watching, we are always watching... and the council knows who you are!